Daily Archives: February 25, 2010
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish
who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,
If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had ‘fallen’.
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, I don’t know what you’re laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week.
From wherever you are reading, have fun.
9jabred says so!
A Manchester United fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Old Trafford, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since the Cantona days, but now my wife is dead. The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn’t find some relative to give the ticket to so they could enjoy the game together… Oh no, the guy said, they’re all at the funeral.